epiicer: If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
After learning my flight was detained 4 hours, I heard the announcement: If...– Naomi Shihab Nye (b. 1952), “Wandering Around an Albuquerque Airport Terminal.” I think this poem may be making the rounds, this week, but that’s as it should be. (via oliviacirce)
the-hatred-machine: what-a-kick-in-the-quad: harpalyce: hasstenkind: thegreatgp: byyourleave: I don’t understand, it’s just a dude running with some musi—/SCREAMING I SPAT EVERYWHERE I STARTED HYPERVENTILATING OH MY GOD SOMEONE HELP ME always worth watching again i have that mod Choose a perk: Animal friend (Rank 1)
lavvyy: amisdelabc: I’m going through the Anime North schedule and I can’t stop laughing at some of the panel names LIGHTBULBS AND CORN???????
damngruchy: supermassiveasshole: i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns my grandma is 82
sweetguts: almost 15 years after its original explosion of popularity, pokemon’s fanbase rejoices over news you can now walk diagonally in the newest game
roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
magical-tomato-chan: friendly reminder that you don’t owe your mom kindness and love if she hasn’t shown you any, and that family members don’t automatically deserve all your respect if they treat you badly. don’t let anyone make you feel guilty about how your parents treat you.
pospiscal: sexual orientation: not u
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
werethelettucetwins: lunarous: So today in art class we were assigned to draw ourselves as the opposite sex so while everyone was confused as to what that would look like i’m just I got this yes.