Gay Guys: All the hot guys are straight
Straight Guys: All the hot girls are lesbian
Lesbians: All the hot girls are straight
Straight Girls: All the hot guys are gay.
Bisexual Guys: All the guys are taken, All the girls are whores.
Bisexual Girls: All the guys are whores, All the girls are taken
Pansexuals: All you mothafuckas look alike.
Asexuals: lol nope
i am sorry. my fandom love is on hold for tonight....
ask6amzee: infinitymax: rukawagf: If everyone donates $5 to firstname.lastname@example.org or $10…. she can have a surgery and live. The goal is $30,000. This is an EMERGENCY and she’ll need the money ASAP (like possibly even THIS WEEKEND ASAP) I apologize for the spam but to me it’s important. More information on why she needs the money is here. If you can’t donate, please help signal boost...
Starting a Blackworm Culture for Fish
Contemplating on doing this to save money once I find a proper container and location. This will make things more convenient for me since I can’t be going down to the LFS anymore than I already am. I’ll just end up spending even more time looking at fish I can, but shouldn’t buy >__<;; Anyways! That aside, I’m going to be starting a culture and possibly, but most...
the beasts without teeth who wanna eat me... →
megachiropteran: cirqueduferret: “However, meat and dairy cost more than oats and pasta.” Fuck you. Have you ever tried to feed a family of four or a growing child on fucking oats and pasta? I doubt it. So don’t sit there and try to justify your ‘everyone can be vegan, it’s cheaper’…
Followers. If Tumblr gets censored
Gah! Its cold outside >.< Its going to be near freezing tonight. Poor avocado tree ; ~; Anyone have experience with these trees? I wrapped a bag around it to protect it somewhat. I don’t know what I’m doing “OTL… Help?
bampire: ART THEFT - LOISH NEEDS HELP Please read her journal. She’s having her artwork stolen and being distributed in Korea, she cannot speak Korean and she’ll be needing assistance concerning the said language barrier. Please spread the word.
Fish!: Baby Bettas →
bettasdeservebetter: I’ve seen a lot of people talking about “baby bettas” which can be purchased from Petco (I wouldn’t know firsthand, because there are no Petcos where I live). This is a very bad idea, one that could lead to disastrous consequences and tons of fishy lives cut short. … It’s not just Petco… the Petsmarts here try to sell baby bettas quite often now. Its...
nehanshika: god i do not understand this bird it’s like a regular pigeon but then someone grabbed it and kind of stretched it out or something it’s legs are so………………….sexy???? i just this bird i can’t understand it??? how does it make a life
anerrantphallus: not-the-stig: mycroftismight: This is a thing I saw when I was walking the path to the River of Souls (that’s a literal translation of the name, dramatic right) in Pirenópolis (the city/village I was staying in). It just looks like it came directly from a Miyazaki movie. WHAT. IS. THAT. That is freaking terrifying Oh god…
When I see the person I have a crush on